Things I Learned from Community College
Optimism* Dealing with any administration or bureaucracy will eventually lead to hassle and a Shelob's nest of red tape.
* Cost of attending a college is correlational to the experience you will have there.
* Fast food workers are under more pressure than a shaken bottle of Dr. Pepper.
* I should have known living with 6 or more people was going to be a bad idea when I watched MTV's The Real World.
* If a college only has 2 gay students you can bet they're dating.
* Romantic people shouldn't date mathmaticians or computer engineers.
* Gay dating is alot like fishing out of a thimble. Theres no room for hope, people your age, or even the hook.
* Teachers are to social promiscuity, what prostitutes are to sexual promiscuity.
* Nepotism is thriving and rampant.
* People who love what they do have a tendency to do what they love often.
* Any college freshman after the class of 09 likely won't know what the Colecovision was.
* A well grounded surge protector is more valuable than a condom.
* Art supplies have a higher markup than collectors items.
* Paying a fee for graduation seems redundant after the thousands you dropped on tuition.
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..."But I know we all can't stay here forever,
So I want to write my words on the face of today..." ~ Shannon Hoon, Blind Melon
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"If you see a turtle sitting on a fence post, you can be sure he had some help."
"swans may look like they are gliding effortlessly but are actually kicking their legs hard out of sight."
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Against the Power of Zero, all numbers are reduced to one.
FIGHT THE LEGION!
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"If you see a turtle sitting on a fence post, you can be sure he had some help."
"swans may look like they are gliding effortlessly but are actually kicking their legs hard out of sight."
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Against the Power of Zero, all numbers are reduced to one.
FIGHT THE LEGION!
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